January 2011
19 posts
An Ole to Creepy Drunk Men
No I can not have my number, you creepy drunk man No I am not interested in you, you creepy drunk man No you can not “tap that”, you creepy drunk man No you can not give me a ride, you creepy drunk man No you can not watch me undress, you creepy drunk man No brotha I am not going to buy you a drink—get becky to do it, you creepy drunk man No short latino man I am not going to...
A few things I learned from Warped Tour 2010
1. I learned the difference between what is and is not punk rock: a. A-structural bangs is not punk rock b. Just because you are wearing an over the top outfit you are not punk c. 80’s fashion is not punk rock d. Liking Mike Posner is not punk rock 2. In the world order is the punk rock kids and ska kids apparently just along and start skaing together. When did this happened? I...
My week so far and my crush (which is mutual)
My week so far has been awesome. The boy I like has been buzzing around me lately which is nice. My boy is going to be my wingman tonight and help with getting it him. The boy I like and I are so lusting after each other is not even funny. However, we are both to shy to tell each other how we feel. The boy I like and I are clearly right for each other in many ways. Here is the list: 1. We...
My Avon Website →
